Waffle P. Bear

"skrt skrt it's the bear the cool person the best main character yup" - WaffleBear when making this page, thinking he was clever.

Amazing OG character that was there for the first day of the server. For a brief period of time he was an ambassador for Balaurburg, later ascending to the throne of Lanternville in 2345 Lanternville Time. Had many adventures outside of Lanternville, including the PBDA (Pooh-bear Detective Agency), The Good Stuff inc. and a couple wars.

Early Life
Born in Lanternville, Waffle P. Bear's father was Beartrude, the 5th king of Lanternville. During his early life in Lanternville he learned a lot about the world, and practiced sword-fighting often. In 2342, he went on a first summer raid with Beartrude against the Turtle Army. The raid ended in disaster, with Beartrude dying to a turtle spear.

Ruling Lanternville
WaffleBear initially fled the chaos of the battle, presumed dead by the Lanternville people, the town was left without a ruler for two years (they're used to it by now.) During those two years Waffle P. Bear was the ambassador of Balaurburg, founded the Church of Linguini, which caused the Lanternville tux war (I'll make a page on this war later) then when the war ended, he went back the the Throne of Lanternville, to the shock of the people who thought he was dead. The Linguini pantheon became the predominant religion of Lanternville.

Lanternville was peaceful during his reign, until it's destruction during the end of the world. (Note to self: insert link here when you make a page on this event)

that time when teh bears went across the ocean and killed a buncha turtles
im really tirde and i odnt feel like writin more abot this rn but there was taht one time when the bears led by wafflebear sailed across the ocean for the first time and then they killed a buncha turtles and got rich and stuff and then 2445 they lost the the beattle and they all died except the wafflebear and he was sad :(

Related stuff:
I'll eventually make a page for all this

Lanternville

Lanternville/Tuxcity War

PBDA

G.S. Inc.

Turtle

Beartrude

Lanternville Bear

Church of Linguini

The end of the world

Friends
If they're not on the enemy list, they're probably a friend

Enemies
Smiler

Turtles

Whoever tried to steal his honey that one time they know who they are